I always knew that Sarah Jessica Parker reminded me of someone: Dee Snider.
But Twisted Sister rules and Sex and the City drools. Man, I hate that show. Why did Chris Noth have to go from playing ass-kicking Det. Logan to boytoy Big? Why?
Holy crapoly. While I was trying to find a picture of young Chris Noth, I came across one woman's Chris Noth fan page. It contains both her first fanfic novella, and descriptions of the next two (and you know how crazy I am for fanfic). The last of these three is entirely devoted to her own relationship with Det. Logan, which begins when she moves to New York. She runs into the detective, gives him one of her "sexiest smiles," and he asks her out "for dinner and a movie." They confide in each other, and she learns about his abusive mother, undiagnosed childhood learning disability, and--wait for it--his current EATING DISORDER. Or, as she puts it, 
"Fed up with Briscoe...chiding him about gaining wait...and feeling unhappy and ill-at-ease with his own body, Logan unwittingly enters a terrifying world from which some never return."
