Ever-Lovin' Lovey Love

My near-obsessive mockery may convince you that I am not a very nice person. I have been accused of this in the past, as well as having "no romance in my soul."

It's an unwarranted, and dumbily-worded, accusation. I love happy endings (uh, not that kind)! I love puppies! But those heart-on-their-sleeve types must be right. I mean, what could POSSIBLY indicate that a great deal of so-called romance, from "The One" to love at first sight, is cheesy, sexist, unromantic, icky nonsense?

Hmm...

Not seeing it yet...

Well, that proves it. There really is just something wrong with me. Sorry.

 

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