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www.neesontranslator.edu? .xxx?

Posted by: zombiekim | Comments (0) | Date Posted: 20-Feb-12

Neeson

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This happened yesterday at the University of California, Davis. About 35 riot police were called in by the school’s chancellor to disband about 50 non-disruptive, mostly students who had slept overnight in a small number of easily avoidable tents on campus. They were mainly protesting a proposed 4-year 81% UC-wide tuition hike and recent police brutality at UC Berkeley.
Please read the open letter from a UCD professor here, and sign the petition. A violent, unprovoked attack on the peaceful students of one U.S. campus is an attack on all.

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True Story #3

Posted by: zombiekim | Comments (2) | Date Posted: 03-Sep-11

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WHOA, “HOARDERS.” :D

Posted by: zombiekim | Comments (0) | Date Posted: 18-Jan-11

EXCITED KIM
Holy guacamole! Mark your calendars, kids, because this is the date when Zombiekim became too famous to talk to you.
Just kidding.
BUT SERIOUSLY, EXCITING THINGS ARE HAPPENING, as you can probably tell from my excited face and excited pointing at my laptop.
Today, I sent a link of my “Hoarders” comic to Matt Paxton, who is basically the star of that comic. And he looked at it. And he thought it was awesome. And then he told people about it on facebook and twitter, and they thought it was awesome, too. AND THAT’S ABOUT WHEN I DIED OF HAPPINESS.
So, as of right now, I’ve had about 500 new visitors in the past hour. That is totally freakin’ great. Although, really, I’m just happy that Matt Paxton likes it.
Okay, the page hits ain’t too shabby, either. :D

AHHH AWESOME!!!

Update: Um, Dorothy freaking Breininger left me a comment that included the words “big hugs.” Um, yeah, for reals. And I think I can say with 90% surety that she is a champion hugger.

Updated update: Mark “The Pfeffinator” Pfeffer (I’m sorry, it’s just so fun to say) likes my comic, too! Ahh! :D I wonder if he will give me a doctor’s note excusing me from all the homework I am not doing tonight…

Triple Update: Renae Reinardy left me a comment! So awesome! She’s hardly been on this season, but she’s totally great. Less awesome is the fact that I misspelled her first name. She was nice enough not to call me out on it, though. That, or–she’s plotting revenge…

Uppercase Update: Have I mentioned that Standolyn Robertson (of the power dimples) said “well done” on my comic? No? Well, there. I did it now. Yay! We need some more Standolyn next season, just sayin’.

I Am Running Out of Semi-Clever Ways to Say Update: Geralin Thomas likes my comic! She said it was colorful, which is a gentle way of saying I will never have a career as an actual artist. Ha! Just kidding. (I mean, I won’t, but anyway.) It was a very nice compliment. :D

Update x5: Scott Hannan likes my comic! He’s probably required to, since I said, “I like Scott.” Seriously, though, awesome.

Important Update: Dr. Zasio said the comic is “awesome”! I was worried that she might be offended, even though I did say she was “super.” I’m really glad she likes it, because she works in Sacramento, which is, like, fifteen minutes away, and she could totally kick my ass. I mean, I’m glad because…I like…to be nice? (And not have my ass kicked.)

Update Quintillion: Cory Chalmers says the comic is great! Awesome. The phrase that keeps jumping to mind is “I was hoping for a little Cory Chalmers action,” and while that’s not really what I mean, I can’t think of a less creepy way to say I was hoping he would comment. I guess…I guess THAT’S the less creepy way, isn’t it? Oh, well, I’m keeping the creepy thing.

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I love Hoarders (even though I probably shouldn’t admit it)

Posted by: zombiekim | Comments (35) | Date Posted: 16-Jan-11

Hoarders

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I have the ferocious survival instincts of a dust bunny.

Posted by: zombiekim | Comments (2) | Date Posted: 14-Jan-11

Totally murdered.

Totally murdered.

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Phoenix, AZ, January 12, 2011—Associated Zombie Press:
Support is growing for the controversial Hagues-Brown bill, otherwise known as the “Fuck You, We’re Arizona” bill.
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Halloween Movie Party of TERROR!

Posted by: zombiekim | Comments (8) | Date Posted: 22-Oct-10

Remember when you were a kid, and Halloween was coming up, and you wanted to go to an awesome haunted house? You’d seen them in movies, you’d heard about them in campfire tales (except, if you were poor like I was, they were “tales told around the flashlight because we didn’t have enough money to pay the electric bill this month”–ooo, spooky), and you’d put in your mandatory 500 Childhood Hours watching Scooby Doo reruns. You’d probably also made up stories about which houses around your neighborhood were “haunted,” only because your neighborhood was so boring, they were really just the tract houses that had been unoccupied for more than six months or that one place with the weeds and the creepy baby doll left out in the yard.
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Leaf blowers.

Posted by: zombiekim | Comments (2) | Date Posted: 03-Sep-10

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WASHINGTON, August 27, 2010–Associated Zombie Press: A statement released today by the American Center for Internet Research warns that the web may run out of memes in as little as six years.
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