Sites that are zombiepocalyptastic:

Seanbaby.com: If I added an "Internet Personalities" section to the My Fake Boyfriend BRAINS, then Seanbaby would be My Fake Internet High School Sweetheart. I love seanbaby.com to the point that it makes my friends uncomfortable.

Androo's Random Life: My good friend from work, Andrew, is the nutty brain behind this site. He is a crack-up, and he is also very good at making coffee. I especially recommend "I Will F*ck You!" or the chronicles of the Kakooey bird, "Oh, Boy Scout Camp..."

Everything is Terrible: I love, love, love this site. Clips of godawful VHS videos, from instructional DVDs to old feature films to commercials. It can easily eat up hours of your time (especially if you're kind of a lame-o like me).

The Onion: I get most of my real news through Onion parodies first.

Linus in Hats: Take one smooshy-faced cat and give him a new MS Paint hat a day. Enjoy.

Regretsy: The worst of the worst kraft krap from Etsy.com. Hilarious.

Michael Kelly's Page of Misery: Sean and my BFF Meagan discovered Ulli's Roy Orbison in cling film, actually by Michael Kelly. Try The Lost Art of Seduction, How to be Calm, and About Me.

The Man Who Fell Asleep: Lots to enjoy here, but my favorite will always be Sad Jokes.

Bad-Candy.com: Reviews of awful candy. Will make soda spurt from your nose.

Webcomics:

Dinosaur Comics: Who hasn't heard of T-Rex's hilarious and often philosophical exploits? I own 3 dino comics T-shirts and a dino hoodie.

Elephantitis of the Mind: No webcomic I ever make will be as good as the Elephantitis archives. Which may not be saying much, but still. Trust me on this one.

Natalie Dee: Updated daily with oddball wonderment.

Married to the Sea: Like learning about history, only, well, not really like that at all.

comics by rosemary mosco: I love the shorter bird comics.