Skeeter (1993)
I'm terrified of insects, and even I think the people in this movie are wimps. Get a can of Raid, guys. Also, if you miss the hairstyles of the early '90s, you're going to love this movie. (2-25-10)

Monster Dog (1984)
A horror movie starring Alice Cooper, and not nearly cool enough for that description. Sean and I watched it one Halloween. It's a foreign film on many levels, each suckier than the last. (7-11-09)

Terror Toons (2002)
Possibly the worst movie I've ever watched. It's so bad that for days after my first viewing, I just felt sad. Sad, ladies and gentlemen.
I swore I would never watch it again. (6-08)

Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)
Deceptively titled, homoerotically produced, DYZB is a low-budget Netflix "gem" that Sean and I originally watched halfway through. We stopped when it got to theS Rastafarian in the bathtub. Yeah. (5-30-08)
Video added! (12-31-09)